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JEAN SHEPHERD and Food

If memory serves, Shep did not often talk about food. Yet memory and a recent encounter serve sufficiently to note that sometimes he made offhand references to eating, and at least one major reference to cooking.

He sometimes talked about fish and fishing, such as noting that Rosoff’s Restaurant in mid-town Manhattan had created a Jean Shepherd Sandwich: “There’s nothing I like better than whitefish.  It was a whitefish sandwich, a cold whitefish sandwich with very thin white bread and a slice of thin, very fresh Bermuda onion, with salt and pepper and with a touch—just a touch—of horseradish!  Ahhh!”

He participated in a TV program on ice fishing, in which he was served drinks by Playboy bunnies. He once mentioned that, in an important metaphor for him and his radio career, despite doing everything right he’d gotten a fishing fly caught in his ear. Lois Nettleton remembered that she and Shep, in Maine, fished all day and they’d cook the catch at night. She commented that he was a gourmet cook.

shep fishing

Returning from a European trip, he talked with some note of authority, and enthusiastically, about a good meal he’d just had in Germany.  And he wrote the foreword/ intro to a Guide to New Jersey Restaurants so he must have felt that he had reasonably educated taste buds. (Book still not located–but some day!  Although not too likely, who knows what important sheperdiana this volume’s intro might contain?) Let’s not forget that in one his stories focused on food, in an important college-years experience regarding the wonderful taste and after-taste of the previous abhorred thought of eating snails, he had an epiphany regarding all the possibilities in life he’d previously rejected so thoughtlessly.

Chez Junque

A couple of early 1978 Shepherd’s Pie TV episodes deal with food (Note that the show’s title refer’s to a popular English dish): One titled “Eat, Drink, and Be Merry,”and another titled “Classic Diner”–“a salute to the unsung haven of every good buddy, the classic diner.” In one episode, with a segment titled “Chez Junque,” Crewmember of the week Leigh Brown, mock-seriously at the task, tests the relative quality of hamburgers from various fast food establishments:

leigh sheps pie

So What?

So what? It seems that he was both a serious fisherman and a gourmet cook. Two aspects of his interests and abilities that he kept almost entirely  away from his publicly known persona. Nevertheless, though food was at least somewhat of an interest to Jean Shepherd, who among his listeners would have thought that he’d have devoted an entire program–38 minutes of airtime–to food. To exposing to the world at large his favorite recipes for easy cooking?

Among the over 250 specially syndicated shows he’d recorded in the mid-1960s, “lost/forgotten” for decades, only 56 had been recently published on CD (with my liner notes in all nine sets), and now another dozen have been made available by another audio company. Each program at $14.95 each. As much as I’d like to hear them all, beyond my current desire to spend that kind of money per disc for the entire twelve-disc load, especially as they come with no descriptive notes at all. I took a chance and bought the one devoted to cooking–surely I’d find some part of an answer to the “So what?”

“How to Cook for Cheap”

Shepherd begins the audio by remembering, as he picks up his meal at a cafeteria, that he has been hooked on meatloaf since he’d been nine years old. As we remember that he’d focused on his fictional mother’s meatloaf in numerous stories, including in the movie A Christmas Story, one can imagine that, for creative purposes, he may be exaggerating his meatloaf-obsession. We can assume that he chose meatloaf for his various excursions into stories mentioning his mother’s cooking because it is such a typical, all-American, common food. Yet, a couple of his recipes include variations for this Great American Main Dish. He garnishes his descriptions of how-to-cook with various details, including the proper way to use garlic so that there’s just the hint of it.

What follows are a few lists of unexpected ingredients for some recipes and a few varied comments (but not entire recipes which, though possibly interesting to a few cooks, would not seem much of an addition to our understanding of an unexpected subject and the true nature of why and in what ways Shep holds his enthusiasts in thrall).

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1 lb ground meat

One can of tiny shrimp

A tiny bit of garlic

Some plain, dried, dark raisins

“And you will have a meatloaf that just does not stop.”

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Can of tomato soup

One tiny can of shrimp chopped up

Celery salt sprinkled on top

Pat of butter

Fine Norwegian sardines

Shaved onion

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I’m sorry, I had no intention of having a food show. Once you get started, you just can’t stop. It begins to pull you right in. [This would seem to be the kind of comment that only one obsessed with cooking–like Julia Child?–would think to say.]

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He describes: cooking a broiler chicken in a way that the meat just falls off the bones; a cottage cheese mix; chicken bullion soup; soup with root beer mixed in; cooking fish. He comments on his stock of recipes:

I’ve got millions of them, I’ll tell you I’ve learned over the years that you can live, really, and I’ve had to do it in this business (you can live on the most minor of things–like bread). You want to hear some great ideas for making bread?

Many of Shepherd’s descriptions include dropping ingredients into hot frying pans, accompanied by the appropriate sounds:  Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! or Pshhhhhhhhhhh! and he does a great mouth-sound of fine-chopping various ingredients: Chichchchchchchchchchchch! He comments, “Always remember–don’t overdo things. The trouble with most people–“

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[A scrambled egg sandwich that involves bean sprouts…] “A combination that will make eggs like Beethoven’s ‘Fifth’ all the way down.” [He also describes how to make good-tasting veal.] Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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You think you know all about chipped beef. There’s a great word for it in the army. [Laughs. He says it’s a fantastic Swiss dish.] I’ll award you the brass figlagee with bronze oak leaf–hey,I’ll tell you, if there’s any woman listening without their husband around it would be great when your husband comes home and he hollers, “What’s for supper?” Well, you pause for two beats–enough for it to soak in—and then you say, “SOS, dear!” 

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Americans are insane eaters. They love eating.  And yet–they don’t really spend much time cooking. They seem to look upon cooking as a waste of time. I’m amazed at how many people I know–housewives–one thing and another, who say, “Ah, you know, cooking is  such a–what do you mean, “waste of time”! It’s one of the great pleasures in life! Literally! And I think there are two great pleasures connected with cooking. One is doing it, and two is sitting down and eating it. Actually, doing good cooking can be an aesthetic kick in itself.”

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These recipes made with ordinary ingredients do sound good! Some day the food deities will present us with a copy of that Jersey Restaurant Guide so we’ll know how ol’ Shep critiques some professional Jersey cooks. In the meantime, I’ve got an idea inspired by recently encountering a cookbook for kids: Sesame Street  Let’s Cook!

sesme street lets cook

Which includes such enticements as: “Elmo’s Mac ‘n’ Cheese ‘n’ Bits,” “Grover’s Asian Sticky Rice Balls,” and “Oscar’s Green-Like-Me Smoothie.” Why not publish a:

Jean Shepherd’s Monolog-athon for Reluctant Chefs.

Pardon my own attempts at possible recipe titles, but the book might include such delectable fare as: “Shep’s Meatloaf ‘n’ Raisin Madness,” “Shep’s Whitefish Wonder a la Whitebread,” “Shep’s Pshshshhsh!: Perky Rice-fried Pan-Sizzle,”  and “Shep’s POP” (Poop on a Platter).

Over his show-ending theme music he describes what to do with leftover rice. Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Pshhhhhhhhhhh! He discusses how to fry it. What a fantastic dish! What a magnificent dish! What a fantastic dish! [Laughs.] Pshhhhhhhhhhh!

Tshhhhhhhhhhhhhh! His “Bahn Frei” theme raises in volume, and completes the gustatory repast! Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Remembering Pastrami

pastrami sandwich

A note regarding the importance of food in Shepherd’s thinking. In an interview for his Shep-documentary, Nick Mantis recorded a scene described by Irwin Zwilling, Shep’s close friend of his last years. The following represents the last time Zwilling and Shepherd saw or talked to one another. Zwilling got a call in New York (Shepherd’s favorite and fabled former abode), and was told that Jean was at death’s door and that he should come down to Florida. Zwilling took the next flight, and the nurses and doctors greeted him and his wife at the hospital room door, telling them that Shep’s vital signs were flat and that he might be unresponsive. In his bed, Jean was lying on his back with his eyes closed and his mouth open. Irwin thought Jean looked like he’d die at any moment. Faced with what would be their last words to each other, Zwilling said loudly:

“Jean, it’s Irwin!”

Shepherd opened one eye

and said,

“Did you bring a pastrami sandwich?”

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