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JEAN SHEPHERD–the joys of Spam

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A one-off before continuing with Shep’s kid stories.

How would Shepherd have reacted to spam?

When camping in the wilderness, I enjoyed it un-canned and fried hot.

SPAM-A-LOT

As of May, 2018, wordpress.com, my blog provider, has protected me from lots of spam: Akismet has protected your site from 21,600 spam comments already. There’s 1 comment in your spam queue right now. They also give the opportunity to see a fraction of these in the “spam queue.” I suppose it’s for me to decide that they are indeed spam. Yes, they are.

One consistent trait is that they never comment on anything specific in the blog, but just use generalities, yet seem aimed at enticing a direct response. I never respond. Another attribute of these phishing expeditions is that, although they’re written using English words, any member of the grammar-police as I am, can easily see that the results of the word mash-ups are not the product of your normal English language user. The results provoke a smile and shake of the head. I thought others might find a few of them amusing. The following have been directly copied/pasted:

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Next, further Shep Kid Stories.

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2 Comments

  1. Francis Reck says:

    Clever post. Keep up wrinting but please don’t grab my Rss.

  2. mygingerpig says:

    Monkeys and typewriters at work. Soon a Shookenspeare sonnet.

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